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[ataashe]

Hey. Leave me a message.

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[universal_charm]

Hey, if you're still in the market, I think I found some of that leather softener I talked about for your horns. They still bothering you?

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[ataashe]

Yeah, they're itchy as shit.

You *think* you found some?

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[universal_charm]

It's not the brand I'm used to, but the ingredients read the same. Should get the job done.

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[ataashe]

If it gets the job done you could call it Tapdancing Demon Spunk and I'd still probably use it.

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[detoxifying]

[ Oh sweet Maker, he cannot believe that he's doing this. ]

...Bull. I have a-- ah... favour to ask of you.

[ But, it is something that must be done. ]

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[ataashe]

[ Could be worse. He could be asking Varric. ]

Yeah? Go for it.

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[detoxifying]

Ah--

[ This really seemed like a good idea at the time. Now? He's not quite so sure. ]

--I could be mistaken, but given your-- ah-- reputation with everyone from Chantry Sisters to the tavern staff in Skyhold, you have some experience in... intimacy. Of the-- casual sort.

[ He is a grown man and assuredly not a virgin. This should not be so difficult. ]

--Before I say anything else, please tell me that you're alone and no one is listening in?

[ Private issues should remain private, particularly in this case. ]

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[anywayhereskirkwall]

[username: hawkeyeah]

Very firm and tight today from working out.

Are you aware the scientific name is 'gluteus maximus'? Sounds Tevene.

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[ataashe]

Worried all this fried food is going to get to you?

It does sound Tevene. Should start calling Dorian one, see what happens.

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[anywayhereskirkwall]

Maker, yes. Have you tried the fried chicken yet? You can get buckets of it. Buckets!

You'll have to do all the name-calling. I may be trusting him with my hair and I don't want to end up bald. Do tell me how it turns out, though.

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[avaunt]

Bull, you have anything strong enough to blind a man in that collection of yours? [ Yes, he is assuming Bull already has massed a collection of alcohol. Don't fail him now. ]

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[ataashe]

[ Well, he's not wrong. ]

Absinthe. It's bright green and I've been told not to drink it straight.

I take it you saw- [ "the dead guy on the network" ] your friend.

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[avaunt]

Saw him before that actually, on the beach. [ He can imagine how that went. ] Tried drinking myself into a stupor, didn't quite work. Needed something stronger it seems.

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[arla]

Bull, do you have a moment?

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[ataashe]

For you, Boss? Always.

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[arla]

You know that Solas is gone.

[ Since Cole had made that post. ]

We went to speak with the representative about it. She told us that he left willingly...and also asked that they take him back to before he made the decision so he would not remember his time here.

[ Truth be told, it's unsettling. Not just their capabilities but that Solas had specifically asked for all of this. Or so they claimed. ]

Did you speak with him before he left? Do you know why he would do this?

[phelos]

i could ask you the same question i just asked hiccup (have there been dragon playdates yet)
but instead
how would you feel about a spar tomorrow?

[ataashe]

we're working on it.

positive. armed, unarmed...?

[phelos]

i was thinking unarmed

[wingmate]

Hey, is this Iron Bull? Sorry if this is kind of random, but I found out from Krem that you have a baby dragon, and that's pretty much the coolest thing ever.

Just wanted to say that and maybe ask if I can see her? Sorry if this is weird of me to be asking, but we don't have dragons back home, and I've always loved stories of them since I was a kid.

[ Please don't mind him fanboying over the idea of you having a dragon, Bull. Sam would've sent a video message, but he thought text would keep his flailing from being too obvious off the bat. ]

[ataashe]

The Iron Bull, technically. But yeah, this is him. Me. You know Krem?

And sure. Dawnstone's getting more and more used to people, and it seems like a lot of people here haven't seen a dragon before.

[ He's so... bemused and oddly flattered. ]

[wingmate]

[ He's feeling a little awkward, just coming at the guy so out of the blue, but the lure of dragons - especially after having met Hiccup and Toothless at the meet & greet event - proved to be too much. ]

Just a little bit! I talked with him over the network a little. :) My name's Sam Wilson. It's nice to meet you.

Maybe a video thing might be easier for us both and so she doesn't get spooked? Hang on, let me just set that up.

[ And he switches from text to video, checking to make sure the settings are correct before waving at the camera with a grin. ]

Hope this works for you?

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[hilt]

Bull, do you happen to recall the offer you extended me back in Thedas?

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[ataashe]

Pretty sure I extended several offers. But yes, I remember.

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[hilt]

That you certainly did.
[ And yet she still doesn't clear up which one she's speaking of. ]

I am willing to accept, should you still feel the same.